Boil the hell out of it.
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A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
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Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
DMV.
And what is he running for
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Fry-days.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
She's afraid of heights.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
Holy water!
A religious movement.
Because it's good ferrous.
Banks
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
A Sioux Flay
