Boil the hell out of it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
To the Dock
Because they're going via Agra!
Unfertillized
Walks home.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
Resisting a rest.
Because their eggs stinked!
Poached.
Paraffin and matches.
Purrth.
The end of DayZ
He hates camping
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
It didn't have a peel.
