Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

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First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.