Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood