Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.