Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!