What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.