What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey