Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.