Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.