Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....