Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.