Hockey Jokes

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.