Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning