Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!