How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.