Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .