Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.