Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Because they always take things, literally.

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Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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God bless America.

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Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.