How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.