How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.