Freedom Rings Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

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because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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It really took a dive...

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.