What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".