What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."