How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.