How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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To get to the other side.

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He was studying foreign languages.

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A florist.

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Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Anything you like he can't hear you.