Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."