What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."