What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.