Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.