Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.