Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred