Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH
Because they are non-voting felines!
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
It was two tired.
One stood for something
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."