Have you ever seen the size of moth balls
Three swallows !
A chair.
Because then they would be called Bagels!
They're all dead!
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
He wanted to see the floor show !
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Hit it with a fly swatter.