Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.