What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test