What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!