Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.