Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Democrats Jokes More Democrats Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.