Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Republicans have them thrown out.
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Make it sew number 1!
ilene
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
They don't like triggers
They both only really work on paper
Deport him back to Mexico
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
Because then the children have to play inside.
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
They're over two feet
