Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
They believe in a single-pair system.
Because they were vaccinated as children.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
A: None. The democrats do that.
They want Gore in 2000.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Shoot the guy that's pushing it
You shoot the guys pushing it.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
WASWAS!
WasWas
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
None *et al.*
Check, mate!
They look in the obituary
