How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.