How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!