Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.