Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.