What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "