Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

T Rex Clap Jokes More T Rex Clap Jokes

Why can't a t-Rex clap it's hands?

Because it's extinct.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're all dead