Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus