Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex