Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!