Communicate Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Phone Number Jokes More Phone Number Jokes

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it