Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !