Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!