Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !