What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.