What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.