What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.