Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.