Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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Just planning ahead...

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Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.