Geometry Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What do you call an angle that is cute ?

Acute angle.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard?

Any best joke

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Blind Kid Jokes More Blind Kid Jokes

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.