What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal