What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal