Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!