He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
He didn't have a Gar
Any 4 numbers in a row."
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
She had a ball
Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Lie-lacs!
In his sleevies.
A row-tater.
