When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.