Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!