Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.