Intel Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.