Pokmon Jokes

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What does the GO in Pokmon GO stand for?

Go Outside

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

A Pokmon

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Rye Jokes More Rye Jokes

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.