Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!