Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

You might also enjoy:

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

Premenstrual Tension Jokes More Premenstrual Tension Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Bi Polar Bear Jokes More Bi Polar Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a moody bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.