What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum