What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum