What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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How was my soup?

Souperb.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum