How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Who gets saved?

America

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How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.