How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.