Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.