Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Their knee grows!
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
With a chihuahua pedal.
A metal band
Carl gets shot in the face.
Shoot the guy pushing it.
They have no home to run to
It just ran out of juice.
You owe me one cannoli."
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Too many turnovers!
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Grandparents.