Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.